Thursday, April 28, 2011

Things I Truly Wish Donald Trump Would Come Clean On

His hair. Below are statements Trump has made about President Obama and his birth certificate edited by me to now address the issue of Trump and his hair. Most of the time I've replaced the word birth certificate in his statements with the word hair. Other times I've changed words to reflect the fact that we are now talking about hair.

"I have hair. People have hair. He doesn't have hair. He may say he has hair but there is something about that hair— maybe it's fake, maybe it says he's a vain SOB, I don't know. Maybe he doesn't want hair. Or, he may not have hair."
-March 30, 2011

"I have people that have been studying it and they cannot believe what they're finding. He spent $2 million in hair products trying to get away from this issue, and if it weren't an issue, why wouldn't he just solve it? I wish he would because if he doesn't, it's one of the greatest scams in the history of politics and in history, period. You are not allowed to be a president if you have a bad comb over. Right now, I have real doubts."
— April 7, 2011

Maybe I’m going to do the tax returns when Trump does his hair. I may tie my tax returns-I’d love to give my tax returns-I may tie my tax returns into Trump's hair.”
— April 19, 2011

I've been told very recently, Anderson, that the hair is missing. I've been told that it's not there or it doesn't exist. And if that's the case, it's a big problem."
— April 25, 2011

The man is a overgrown child saying outrageous things just to get attention. When is the media going to learn.


ally bean said...

Pure genius.  This is hilarious and scary all at once.  

la peregrina said...


Cowtown Pattie said...

i love your humor!  The Donald has always known how to get the media to be sweet on him.  I will have to stock up on barf bags soon, though, if the media doesn't find another chump.