No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American people
-H. L. Mencken.
Collapsible baby stroller:
Remove child before folding
Toilet-bowl brush:
Do not use orally
Snowblower:
Do not use snowblower on roof
Chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with hands
Hair dryer:
Do not use in the shower
Container of underarm deodorant:
Caution: Do not spray in eyes
Microwave oven:
Do not use for drying pets
6x10 inch inflatable picture frame:
Not to be used as a personal flotation device
Automobile cardboard sunshield:
Do not drive with sunshield in place
You just know some of these warnings are there because someone once tried to do what the warning now tells you not to do. Want proof? Go find "Stumpy" and ask him about the chainsaw.
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