Ten Things I Had To Do Only Once To Know I Never Wanted To Do Them Again

Pull a cat's tail.

Step on a log instead of over it while hiking.

Get drunk enough to throw-up.

Absentmindedly play with a stapler while talking on the phone.
(I stapled my own thumb)

Wait until the night before a term paper was due before writing it.

Drive with the cruise control on in bad weather.

Hold on to a burning firecracker to long.

Use the oven to dry out a pair of wet boots.

Put motor oil in the car with the engine running.

Walk across Spain.
(Well, maybe that one I will do again)

And you?