1. Never eat a really big spoonful of ice cream no matter how tempting it may seem.
2. Don't fall for that "There are starving kids in China who would love to eat that" ploy grown-ups use to try to get you to eat your broccoli. It is a scam and, truthfully, there are no kids anywhere that will eat broccoli.
3. Boys who want to race you to the top of the jungle gym only want to do it so their friends can look up your dress.
4. There really is more than one way to skin a cat but they are all disgusting so don't try any of them.
5. Look at the stars and moon as often as you can. You will forget to do this for awhile when you get older.
6. Although there really are no monsters in your closet at night it is still not a bad idea to make sure the closet door is closed, you can never be too sure.
7. You are right, Clutch Cargo is as creepy as you think it is.
8. And Amelia Earhart is just as cool as you think she is so never stop listening to yourself.
9. There are no bed bugs in your bed so you really can "sleep tight."
10. Remember you are loved.
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