What The...?

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Rate Your Bigotry


Looks like a page out of the Klu Klux Klan recruitment handbook to me.

Rating Your Answers:

1. If you picked UM! LIKE for all of the above:

You are not Klan material.

2. If you picked UM! LIKE for the following things:

Catholics, Foreigners, Indians, Jews, and Negroes

You are definitely not Klan material.

3. If you picked SO-SO! LUKEWARM for the following things and are a low achieving high school dropout who blames everyone else for your problems:

Catholics, Foreigners, Indians, Jews, and Negroes

Re-take this test after you are fired from your job for your own incompetence and then replaced by a minority.

4. If you picked UGH! DISLIKE only for the following things:

Alligators, cabbage, detective stories, long-hair music, and spiders

You are not Klan material.

5. If you picked UGH! DISLIKE only for the following things:

Catholics, Foreigners, Indians, Jews, and Negroes

Quit messing around, we know you are already a member of the Klan.

6. If you picked NO THOUGHT! VACANT for all of the above:

Give this book back to your Mommy.

7. If you picked NO THOUGHT! VACANT for the following things:

Catholics, Foreigners, Indians, Jews, and Negroes

Congratulations, you are perfect Klan material. Please come to our next meeting so we can indoctrinate you into the Klan view of the world.