Monday, February 27, 2012

Dear Republican Party

Please, please, please pick Rick Santorum as your presidential candidate. The more idiotic things he says...

1. Education is baaad.

2. Women are baaad.

3. The US Constitution, along with John F. Kennedy, is baaad.

4. President Obama apologizing to another country's leaders for the burning of copies of the Koran by American soldiers is baaad.

5. Homosexuals are evil and baaad (Paragraph six).

6. Birth control is baaad.

7. Sex is baaad (Except when you are trying to make a baby and are married).

...the more he drives away Independent and moderate voters.

The fact that Rick Santorum would say what he has about homosexuals, birth control, and sex is not that shocking if you believe he is a member of the ultra-conservative Catholic group Opus Dei as rumored. Opus Dei is baaad.

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