I Now Have A New Laptop

Will it make my life easier? Nah, this version puts all the ports right at the side edges closest to the front of the computer when you are typing. This is because the design team used what I call "Nobody (meaning them) really plugs in a mouse anymore so lets put the ports we are being forced to include in descending order of use"  thinking. This means when you plug in your mouse the plug is right in the way when you try to use the damn thing.

I know, I know, I could get a wireless mouse (which need batteries that run down) or leap into the 21 century and buy a i Pad (never) or some other type of tablet. Sorry, no can do. I like a real keyboard and I would hook up a typewriter to the Internet if I could. Now that's a real typing machine.

I May Be The Last Time Lord But I Am Never Ever Bored

Muppet parodies!

The Long And Non-Winding Road

Greetings From Route 34

(On U.S 34 near Trenton, Nebraska.)

And The Sun At Night

Driving westward at sundown can be an adventure this time of year.

I've Got The Sun In The Morning

Turtledove

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1. Kansas Ornate Box Turtle.

2. Mourning Dove.

Chasing Shadows On The Wall

Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you.
-Unknown

Do Not Adjust Your Set

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