Laughter Is The Best Medicine

[The government] has just proved that it cannot save its citizens from a biological weapon called standing water.
-Keith Olbermann

Michael Brown, the head of FEMA, has been relieved of his command. He has been asked to return to Washington immediately. He is expected to arrive in about a week.
-Bill Maher

Today President Bush asked if his visit to the hurricane zone would count toward the service time he still owes the National Guard.
-Jay Leno


The president has issued a statement that, on September 16th, there will be a day of prayer. Now, uh, uh, okay. But isn't a hurricane, and I don't mean to be crass in any way, an act of God? Shouldn't there be a day of shunning? Some sort of, "Okay, tough guy."
-Jon Stewart

One nice thing is a lot of foreign countries are helping us out. Like today, France sent a donation. They sent a truckload of white flags for people to wave when they're waiting to be rescued.
-Jay Leno