True Or False?

1. Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.
-H. L. Mencken


2. Rumors is: the title of the best selling, Grammy Award wining, 19x Platinum Record wining album by the music group Fleetwood Mac.

3. Rumors are: A statement or opinion widely circulated from person to person, though unconfirmed by facts or evidence.

4. The reason Britney Spears shaved her head was because Anna Nicole Smith in death was getting more media coverage than she, Britney Spears, was getting in life.

5. The reason British Prime Minister Tony Blair is pulling British troops out of Iraq is to keep Prince Harry from going there himself.

6. The reason wackjob Judge Larry Seidlin, presiding over the Anna Nicole Smith who gets custody of her baby and body hearing, is acting so bizarrely is because he wants his own courtroom TV show.

7. The reason any of this crap is even considered news is because the majority of the people in our society are mindless morons.