Damn, I Missed The Antoinette Perry "Tony" Awards This Year

Hair:The American Tribal Love-Rock Musical won best musical revival.

She asks me why...I'm just a hairy guy
I'm hairy noon and night
Hair that's a fright
I'm hairy high and low
Don't ask me why- don't know!
It's not for lack of bread
Like the Grateful Dead, darling

Gimme a head with hair, long beautiful hair
Shining, gleaming, steaming, flaxen, waxen
Give me down to there (Hair!)
Shoulder length, or longer
Here baby, there mama, everywhere daddy, daddy

Hair! (Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair)
Flow it, show it,
Long as God can grow it, my hair!

Let it fly in the breeze and get caught in the trees
Give a home to the fleas in my hair
A home for fleas, a hive for bees
A nest for birds, there ain't no words
For the beauty, the splendor, the wonder of my hair

Flow it, show it,
Long as God can grow it, my hair!

I want it long, straight, curly, fuzzy
Snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty
Oily, greasy, fleecy, shining
Gleaming, steaming, flaxen, waxen
Knotted, polka-dotted
Twisted, beaded, braided
Powdered, flowered, and confettied
Bangled, tangled, spangled and spaghettied!

O-oh, say can you see, my eyes
If you can, then my hair's too short!
Down to here, down to there,
I want hair down to where
It stops by itself!
doo doo doo doo doot-doot doo doo doot

They'll be ga-ga at the go-go
when they see me in my toga
My toga made of blond, brilliantined, biblical hair
My hair like Jesus wore it
Hallelujah, I adore it
Hallelujah, Mary loved her son
Why don't my Mother love me?

Hair! (Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair)
Flow it, show it,
Long as God can grow it, my hair!

Hair! (Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair)
Flow it, show it,
Long as God can grow it, my hair!

Hair! (Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair)
Flow it, show it,
Long as God can grow it, my hair!