It's Too Darn Hot

Our thermometer is reading 109.8F/43.2C right now.
And that's in the shade. Maybe this will cool me down.

It's too darn hot,
It's too darn hot.

I'd like to sup with my baby tonight,
Refill the cup with my baby tonight.
I'd like to sup with my baby tonight,
Refill the cup with my baby tonight.
But I ain't up to my baby tonight,
'Cause it's too darn hot.

It's too darn hot,
It's too darn hot.

I'd like to coo with my baby tonight,
And pitch the woo with my baby tonight.
I'd like to coo with my baby tonight,
And pitch the woo with my baby tonight.
But, brother, you fight my baby tonight
'Cause it's too darn hot.

According to the Kinsey Report,
Ev'ry average man you know,
Much prefers his lovey-dovey to court
When the temperature is low.
But when the thermometer goes 'way up
And the weather is sizzling hot,
Mister pants, for romance,
Is not.

'Cause it's too, too, too darn hot,
It's too darn hot,
It's too darn hot,
It's too, too darn hot.

(musical bridge)

I'd like to coo with my baby tonight,
And pitch the woo with my baby tonight.
I'd like to coo with my baby tonight,
And pitch the woo with my baby tonight.
But brother, you fight my baby tonight,
'Cause it's too darn hot.

According to the Kinsey Report,
Ev'ry average man you know,
Much prefer his lovey-dovey to court,
When the temperature is low.
But when the thermometer goes 'way up
And the weather is sizzling hot,
Mister Gob,
For his squab.
A marine,
For his queen.
A G.I.,
For his cutie-pie,
Is not.

'Cause it's too, too, too darn hot,
It's too darn hot,
It's too, darn hot,
It's too, darn hot,
It's too, darn hot
It's too, darn, hot.