Happy Valentine's Day

Birds, do it, bees, do it
Even educated fleas, do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love

In Spain, the best Upper Sets, do it
Lithuanians and Lett's, do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love

The Dutch in old Amsterdam, do it
Not to mention the Fins
Folks in Siam do it, think of Siamese twins

Some Argentines, without means, do it
People say in Boston even beans, do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love

Romantic sponges, they say, do it
Oysters down in oyster bay, do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love

Cold Cape Cod clams, 'gainst their wish, do it
Even lazy jellyfish, do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love

Electric eels, I might add, do it
Though it shocks em, I know
Why ask if shad do it, waiter bring me shad roe

In shallow shoals, English soles, do it
Goldfish in the privacy of bowls, do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love