With Apologies To Isaac Hayes

Who's the House Speaker here,
The one thinks he's got the public ear?
(BOEHNER!)
You're damn right!

Who's the man who would risk his neck
For his fellow Conservative?
(BOEHNER!)
Can you dig it?

Who's the cat that won't give in,
While we take it on the chin?
(BOEHNER!)
Right on!

They say this cat Boehner is
One bad Republ-
(SHUT YOU'RE MOUTH!)
But I'm just talking about Boehner
(THEN WE CAN DIG IT!)

He's a complicated man,
But no one understands him but his Party
(JOHN BOEHNER!)