Yorn Desh Born, Der Ritt De Gitt Der Gue

Orn desh, dee born desh, de umn bork! bork! bork!
-Swedish Chef's theme song on The Muppet Show

My sister put this photo of the salt and pepper shakers she got for Christmas on her facebook page and I wrote in the comments, "That chef looks like he would fricassee those squirrels in a heartbeat."
(Full disclosure: The chef  was my present to her.)