Thursday, October 20, 2016

Last Night's Presidential Debate

I will totally accept the results of this great and historic presidential election, if I win
-Donald Trump

I would like to say that I will also totally accept the election results if:

1. There is a Taurids Meteor Shower right before election day.

2. MARS starts making caramel M&Ms.

3.Fox broadcasts a lame live version of Rocky Horror Picture Show.

4. No one has come up with a credible theory for what happened to Amelia Earhart's airplane except for it crashing into the Pacific Ocean after running out of fuel.

5. The Republican Party willing makes a deal with the devil in an attempt to win said election.


Rain Trueax said...

To me, the media has literally gone nuts on this. He didn't say he's start a revolution. That's Bernie's term. He just said if he felt the results were very close or fraud had been alleged, he reserved the right to contest the result. I wish Gore had done more of that in 2000 where many of us did believe fraud had been perpetrated. It's not like suddenly Democrats never imagined anyone would commit fraud lol

la peregrina said...

I'm just making fun of what he said since it is such a Donald Trump thing to say. He has the sense of humor of a 15 year old adolescent.

Rain Trueax said...

When he jokes though as he did with that speech where he said he'd accept the result if he won, the reporters consider it serious. I will be sooooooooo glad when this election is over. The whole thing is frustrating me and yet I feel I need to stay informed about stuff I don't ever want to know and that includes both sides :(

la peregrina said...

I feel the same way.